"Started with a bottle of cheap champagne now she’s got me hooked on her like good cocaine"

(via stayunderrmyskin)

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via kunting)

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
When people ask me about Mexican food.
Person: Hey have you tried Mexican food?
Me: You mean everyday food?

rikkipoynter:

hamburgerboogie:

Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.

"When you’re on your lady week."

Someone date this guy already.

(via pheromone-cvlt-86)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(Source: hurtlamb, via donepromising)