House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

(via pheromone-cvlt-86)

"The more you hide your feelings, the more they show. The more you deny your feelings, the more they grow."

Unknown (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via evenin9)

"Started with a bottle of cheap champagne now she’s got me hooked on her like good cocaine"

(via stayunderrmyskin)